Monologue精选：也许是一个好演员
"Trump won’t run for president. I’m thinking this could be the beginning of another comedy recession." –David Letterman
特朗普不会竞选总统了。我在想这也许是另一个喜剧萧条期的开始。
"I’m disappointed that Trump isn’t running. I was really looking forward to not voting for him." –David Letterman
特朗普退选我很失望。我都准备好不选他了。
"Arnold kept the child secret for 10 years. So maybe he is a good actor after all." –Conan O’Brien
施瓦辛格将有私生子的秘密保守了十年。这么看他也许是一个好演员。
Today is May 17th. Or Arnold Schwarzenegger calls it “Father’s Day”! –Jay Leno
今天是5月17日。或者按照施瓦辛格的叫法：父亲节。
"President Obama’s approval rating, which got a bump after killing bin Laden, has slipped again. Which is really bad news — not for the president, for Moammar Gaddafi." –Jay Leno
奥巴马的支持率在拉登死后大幅增加，不过现在又下降了。这绝对不是一个好消息——不是对于奥巴马，是对于卡扎菲。
There’s a new blood test that can tell you how fast you’re aging. It cost $700. Or you can just look in the mirror. –Jay Leno
现在有一种新型的血液检测能告诉你衰老速度。费用是700美元。或者你也可以直接照镜子。
Scientists say they have found the "master switch" that controls obesity. It’s called the refrigerator light –Jay Leno
科学家发现有一个控制肥胖的“神奇开关”。叫做冰箱灯。
A police officer in San Francisco was busted for running a brothel. They became suspicious when he would only handcuff people that paid extra. –Craig Ferguson
旧金山一个警察因为开了家妓院而被开除。他被怀疑是因为他只对多付钱的人用手铐。
"Mitt Romney raised over $10 million in eight hours. The guy owns a gas station down the street from my house. It’s no big deal." -Jay Leno
罗姆尼在8小时内筹集了1000万美元竞选资金。这没什么大不了的，因为我家附近的加油站是他开的。
A new app lets you get items at 7-Eleven without cash or a credit card. The app is known as a gun. –Conan O’Brien
一个新的应用可以让你在7-11便利店买东西的时候不用现金，也不用信用卡。这个应用叫做手枪。
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