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“Chrysler announced it’s coming out with a new logo that’s going to appear on all of its cars, and they hope it will boost sales. And it should help, because the new logo says, ‘Toyota.’” – Conan O’Brien

克莱斯勒宣布启用新的车标，希望能提高销售量，应该能有效果，因为新车标上写的是“Toyota”

Are you getting excited about Halloween? These kids are so imaginative. I remember last year, a kid came to my door dressed as a Goldman Sachs executive, demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy. It was amazing.

万圣节来了，孩子们忒有想象力了，去年，我记得有个小孩敲我家门，穿成一个高盛的高管，管我要45亿块糖，太牛了。

Yesterday, President Obama was in New Orleans. A little boy asked President Obama, “Why do people hate you?” Then the little boy turned to Joe Biden and said, “I know why people hate you.”

昨天，奥巴马在新奥尔良，有个小孩问他，为啥人们都恨你呢？然后小孩又转向拜登，我知道为啥人们都恨你。

And according to USA Today, car sales are now at a 20-year low. Well, sure, it’s hard to steal a car when the owner’s living in it.

根据USA Today的报道，汽车销售量到20年最低点，那肯定的，人都住在车里当然没法偷了。

And one of the most popular Halloween costumes being sold at Target stores this year — this is real — is the illegal alien costume. It’s so authentic, it even comes with a California driver’s license and health insurance.

今年Target商店最受欢迎的万圣节服装之一是，这是真的，是非法外国移民服装，做的太像了，还附有加州驾照和医保呢。

It’s a great day for America, everybody. Yes, it is. It is our Secretary of State’s birthday. It is Hillary Clinton’s birthday. Happy birthday, Hillary. President Obama asked her what she wanted, she said, “Your job.”

今天是重要的日子，我们国家国务卿希拉里的生日，奥巴马问她想要什么生日礼物，希拉里说：你的工作。

Bill Clinton is planning a romantic candlelight dinner tonight. Then he’ll go home and see Hillary.

克林顿准备了一顿烛光晚餐，吃完他就回家见希拉里。