到哪里都是主场

"At the end of all of this, Obama says he doesn’t think that he can reach a deal with the Republicans. You’re just figuring that out now? I keep telling you, Barry, they’re not that into you. Obama’s like a guy in college who spends a whole year, wasting it, trying to hit on Ellen DeGeneres." -Bill Maher

最后，奥巴马认为很难跟共和党达成一致。你才意识到吗？告诉你吧，共和党的心思你别猜，你别猜。奥巴马的表现就像一个大学男生，浪费了一年时间，去追Ellen Degeneres。

"We have one of the gold medal winners, Olympic skier Linsdey Vonn on the show tonight. When it comes to going downhill, nobody is faster. OK, except NBC." –Jay Leno

今晚嘉宾是冬奥会高山速降冠军Linsdey Vonn，说到速降，偶们NBC可是个中好手。

"Weren’t the Winter Olympics fantastic? The U.S. won a gold medal in downhill economy." –David Letterman

冬奥会可好玩了，美国赢得了经济速降的金牌。

I like the Winter Olympics because you get to see sports you never see anywhere else, like bobsledding. Bobsledding is the only sport that shows us what it’s like to drive a Toyota." –Jimmy Fallon

我爱看冬奥会，因为有一些独一无二的项目，比如有舵雪橇(无刹车），唯一能给你乘坐丰田车感受的运动。

"President Bush said today he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer." –Jay Leno

布什今天说，在任期间，他经常祈祷上帝，我觉得，他当总统时，我们都在祈祷。

"And over the weekend, President Bush said that he is writing a book about how he made decisions while he was president. We have an advanced copy of it here. It’s called ‘What Would Dick Cheney Do?’" –Jay Leno

这周末，布什说他准备写一本关于自己在任期间如何做决策的书，我拿到了一个预印本，书名叫：《切尼会怎么做》。

"More problems with the auto industry. General Motors announced a recall of 1.3 million cars because of a steering problem. Apparently, the cars are unable to steer out of the path of oncoming Toyotas." –Jay Leno

汽车业麻烦越来越多，通用宣布召回130万辆有操控问题的车，主要原因是，这些车躲不开对面开来的丰田。