到哪里都是主场

"Health care passes, Rush Limbaugh leaving. Or as President Obama calls that, a ‘win-win.’" –Jay Leno

医保方案通过了，Rush Limbaugh要离开美国了，这就是奥巴马所说的双赢。

"President Obama said last night this proves this is a government of the people, and by the people, except for the 55 percent of the people who opposed him." –Jay Leno

奥巴马昨晚说，这表明这是一个民选的政府，也是服务于人民的总统，除了那55%反对他的人民。

"See, and the nice thing is, if you lose your job, you know, you’re still covered, which is great news for the Democrats in November." –Jay Leno

好处是，即使你失业了，也有医疗保险，到11月份的时候，就能看出来这对民主党有多重要了。

"What kind of a day is it for you? Because I think it is a great day for America! It is. And I’ll tell you why. Because all day today Ben & Jerry’s was giving out free ice cream. And Starbucks was giving out free pastries. Everybody’s getting cocky now that there’s free health insurance. Eat what you like. Diabetes? Who cares?" –Craig Ferguson

这是怎样的一天啊，伟大的一天，即使对美国来说。因为Ben&Jerry在发放免费冰激凌，星巴克在发放免费甜点，想吃就吃，要吃的欢乐，糖尿病？谁在乎，有免费医保了。

"Earlier today, the president of Haiti was at the White House to meet with President Obama. He said the people of his country need jobs, they need places to live, and they need health care. And then the president of Haiti spoke." –Jay Leno

今天，海地总统来到白宫见奥巴马，说我们的人们需要工作，需要住的地方，需要医疗保障，然后海地总统开始讲话。

"A new poll out today shows that 22 percent of voters strongly approve of the job President Obama is doing, 43 percent strongly disapprove of the job he’s doing, and the other 35 percent are holding off judgment until he actually does something." –Jay Leno

最新民调显示22%的民众非常满意奥巴马的工作，43%的民众非常不满意，剩下的35%没有表态，还在等奥巴马做点什么。