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"A pecan tree can live for 300 years and when they’re old and gnarled, they can still bear fruit. They’re like the tree world’s Larry King." –Craig Ferguson

今天是核桃树节，核桃树能活300年，老了之后还能结果，简直是树中的拉里金。

"This week they were very upset with Obama because he had a big nuclear summit and he apparently bowed a little to the Chinese President. For the amount of cash that we owe China, we’re lucky he didn’t have to kneel and blow him." –Bill Maher

这周大家都很失望，因为核峰会上他见胡主席的时候微微鞠了一躬，但你要考虑到我们欠中国的钱数，没下跪就不错了。

"Larry King has filed for divorce. The rumor going around is that Larry’s wife left him for a younger man, John McCain." –Jay Leno

拉里金正式提出离婚，有谣言说他妻子找了个年轻一点的：麦凯恩。

"Well, folks, a big setback for NASA. President Obama cutting the space program of sending men to the moon. Although he can point to one big achievement during his time in office. We did put an astronaut on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’" –Jay Leno

NASA的巨大损失，奥巴马决定削减登月项目的经费，不过奥巴马任期内也有个巨大成就，把一个宇航员送上了《舞林大会》。

"The Fox network had their annual telethon ‘Idol Gives Back.’ I was hoping they would give back the hundreds of hours I’ve wasted watching ‘American Idol.’" –Jimmy Kimmel

FOX电视台举办了年度的“偶像回馈”节目，我希望他们能还我看《美国偶像》的数百个小时时间。

"Because of the volcano, the airlines lost $2 billion. Usually, all they lose is my luggage." –David Letterman

因为火山灰，欧洲航空公司损失了20亿美元，平时，损失的只是我的行李。

为了更好的了解中国，年初时我开始看全国收视率最高的节目《非诚勿扰》，当时还不太了解中国人，以为节目上的嘉宾就代表了一般的中国女孩子，后来我发现————————————当初的想法是对的   –Jeff