“Oh, I love this — did you hear about this? Did you hear about this? Yesterday, President Obama said his wife, Michelle, decided they should not buy each other Christmas gifts this year. Mr. President, if you’re listening, it’s a trap! Listen! She doesn’t mean it. Go shopping. Let me tell you something Mr. President, if you don’t buy her a gift, you better hope health care passes.” – Jay Leno
听说了吗，奥巴马说他妻子提议圣诞节不互相买礼物了，总统先生，这是个套啊，千万别上当，别信女人这么说，赶快买个礼物吧，否则，医保计划甭想通过了。
“President Obama took his daughters to see the 3-D version of ‘Avatar.’ There was an awkward moment when one of Obama’s daughters leaned over to him and whispered, ‘Now, that’s how you spend half a billion dollars.’” – Conan O’Brien
奥巴马带女儿去看阿凡达，期间他女儿说了一句话让奥巴马很尴尬：看，十亿美金是这么花的。
"Today, President Obama honored more than 80 teachers for excellence in math and science. Then he begged them to leave China and come teach here in the United States." -Conan O’Brien
今天，奥巴马表彰了80位数学和科学方面的优秀教师，并请求他们离开中国来美国教课。
"Hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ has been the fulfillment of a life-long dream for me. And I just want to say to the kids out their watching, you can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it, too."
主持今夜秀实现了我一生的梦想，我只想对电视机前的孩子们说，只要努力，一切梦想都会实现——除非Jay也有同样的梦想。
"There’s a rumor that NBC is so upset with me that want to keep me off the air for three years. My response to that is if NBC doesn’t want people to see me, just leave me on NBC." -Conan O’Brien
据传NBC很生气，有可能封杀我三年，不让我露脸，我的态度是，要是不想让观众看到我，就让我继续在NBC出现就行了。
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